Archive for March, 2008

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Lindsay Lohan Joins Manson Family… Movie.

March 28, 2008
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Alright, let’s get one thing straight before I delve into this story. I decided long ago (when I laid the foundation of Quad’s Corner) that this was not going to be a celebrity gossip blog. Poking one’s nose into somebody else’s private life is not the kind of writing I enjoy, or partake in. Dash whatever hopes you had of me reporting on a whipped cream toga party when you saw the name “Lindsay Lohan” in the headline.

What I’m saying is that a new movie about the Manson Family is apparently coming out (according to Ain’t It Cool News and Entertainment Tonight’s website) and Lohan happens to be in it. She will portray Nancy Pitman, who joined up with the Family, but never actually participated in the murders. She later fell in with the Aryan Brotherhood and was eventually arrested for being an accessory to murder.

The movie will be called Manson Girls, and will concern, presumably, the ladies in Charlie’s bunch. Other than that, I got nothing. There’s no official website, and no IMDB entry either. Here’s some more information on Pitman if you’re interested in that.

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New GTAIV Trailer Uploaded, Music Download Service Announced

March 28, 2008

The greatly anticipated (and greatly delayed) Grand Theft Auto IV is only a month away from release, and Rockstar served eager fans two promising appetizers yesterday.

First, a new trailer was uploaded, (the fourth) showing off more of the new Liberty City’s glitz, guns, and gritty criminal atmosphere. Whereas the other three previews focused more on elements of the story and main character, this one is all about action. If anything, GTAIV will offer plenty of adrenaline-fueled, cap blasting mayhem. Gunfights, explosions, chases, confrontations– and a few rats!

Second, a new music download service was announced. Rockstar has partnered up with Amazon to usher in an innovative method of music marketing. If a player likes a particular song on one of the game’s radio stations, they can flag it using the in-game mobile phone. The song will then become available on the user’s profile, where they can download it for Amazon’s standard fee ($ 0.89-0.99). After purchase, they’re free to put the mp3 wherever they want, as it comes without DRM security. Also missing is the hassle of having to buy the entire soundtrack all at once.

If all that isn’t enough to satisfy your trigger finger, be sure to visit Rockstar’s official GTAIV page.  There’s a pantload of content there. There are literally, so many pictures and videos are available that I’m not sure I’ll have time to go through it all. From I can see, Liberty City looks like it’s been completely redesigned and expanded. Check it out.

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Holy Lesbians, Buffy! The Big Surprise in Season Eight # 12

March 16, 2008

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WARNING: The following contains significant spoilers regarding the Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season Eight issue 12. If you have any interest in the series and have yet to read it (or haven’t heard what all the fuss is about) I advise you not to click the jump.

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The Best of DS Homebrew

March 7, 2008

The Nintendo DS is, without question, the best portable console currently available. Not only does it have a metric ton of good software in comparison to the PSP, it’s compact, innovative, and uniquely designed.

Yet still, you can’t help but feel that it’s capable of so much more. There are things the DS could do that’s regrettably absent out of the box. MP3 support? Video playback? Built in internet applications (Pictochat doesn’t count)? This thing was practically tailor-made to be a multimedia device.

That’s where homebrew comes in. For an admissible fee, you can make your DS do all the things it was meant to do. I’ve had my CycloDS Evolutionfor a couple of weeks now, and I gotta say, it’s been taking up an ungodly amount of my time. From playing Leisure Suit Larry to running NES ROMs to using my DS as an mp3 player for the car, I’ve gotten more entertainment out of $ 100 than is possible at that price. To show off all my favorite applications (and to give you a good idea of what homebrew is capable of) I’ve compiled a list of essential software. In no particular order:

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XBox 360 ‘Bully’ Riddled With Errors, Rockstar “Horrified”

March 6, 2008
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Sources: Joystiq, Kotaku

Newcomers and veterans of Bullworth Academy are apparently none too pleased about the XBox 360 version of Bully: Scholarship Edition. Widespread reports all over the internet have pointed out freezing, framerate issues, and audio glitches.

After it became evident that the issue was on a large scale, Rockstar Games issued a statement:

We have just become aware of the issues people are having with Bully Scholarship Edition on Xbox 360. It appears that some older 360s are experiencing framerate issues, freezes and other problems. You have our word that we never experienced any of this in QA – in any of our offices or at Microsoft. I am horrified, and we are now working around the clock to rectify this situation. Thanks to Neo-Gaf for bringing this matter to our attention. We love our games and put a huge amount of energy and care into making them all that they can be. We would never shove anything out the door – we never have and never will. We apologise to everyone affected for the inconvenience. Respectfully, Sam Houser

It’s good to know that Rockstar Games (according to this statement, anyway) is on top of the issue. And speaking of Bully, I recently rediscovered my love for the game (the PS2 version). Perhaps a (somewhat late) review is in order soon.

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“Superhero Movie” Continues Tradition of Greatness.

March 4, 2008

So what we have here is apparently a parody of Spider-Man (2002). Not Spider-Man 2 or Spider-Man 3, but the first installment. The one that came out six years ago.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the pharmacy to buy some pain medicine. My sides have practically split from laughter!

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Dungeons & Dragons Co-Creator Dead, Age 69

March 4, 2008
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Today, generations of gamers lost a true hero.

Gary Gygax, who co-created Dungeons & Dragons along with Dave Arenson in 1974, died in his home this morning. He was 69. He had been suffering from poor health for some time, and had endured a heart attack, multiple strokes, and an aneurysm.

Mr. Gygax’s D&D tabletop RPG has been enjoyed by millions worldwide over the years, and has found its way into TV shows, movies, and fantasy novels.

Quad’s Corner mourns his passing. He was a man of Epic Levels.

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Bully: Scholarship Edition Arrives, Complaining Begins Anew.

March 4, 2008

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Sources: Gamepolitics, Joystiq

Boy, does time never cease to stop flying.

It seems like only last week that the hotly anticipated Bully finally arrived, easily alluding attempts to get it banned or declared a ‘public nuisance’. Review scores were positive, and gamers the world over couldn’t get enough of rough (but likable) Jimmy Hopkins and his schoolyard misadventures. Although the game was shorter and easier compared to the series that popularized its engine, it was a wonderful and nostalgic experience.

Today, Rockstar released a revised version for the Xbox 360 and Wii consoles. Bully: Scholarship Edition features four new classes, eight more missions, extra items, two player mini-games, and online multiplayer. For those who bought the original PS2 edition, that’s more than enough bonus content to justify repurchase.

Unfortunately, history repeats itself with the frequency that the years pass. Once again, Bully’s release was followed by controversy. According to The Globe and Mail, a coalition known as the Canadian Teachers’ Federation (representing eight teachers unions in several countries) is calling for the game to be banned.

“We’re asking retailers to be responsible,” Emily Noble, president of the Canadian Teachers’ Federation, said Monday. “Yes, they can sell it and make a buck out of this, but is this the kind of marketing that they want to be [doing], selling games that glorify violence?”

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“What it does is it encourages kids to target other kids, to be a bully with other kids. This doesn’t help us as teachers in the work that we’re doing at school. It also targets teachers at the school as well,” Ms. Noble said.

You’d think that the amount of time since Bully was released would’ve been long enough for the CTF to, you know, actually play the game. The counterargument– that you really assume the role of an underdog who brings down cliques that are dominating the weaker students– has been established hundreds of times by now. Bully’s content is on par with a PG-13 movie, and its violence as brutal as River City Ransom.

If Sierra’s entire AGI library is re-released, maybe the CTF can rail against Leisure Suit Larry. Or hey, I hear Golgo 13 on the NES is pretty racy.

Talk about easy targets…

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NES Game Review: Gun.Smoke (1989)

March 2, 2008

The current generation of video games is made up of 100+ hour RPGs, thousand dollar HDTV monitors, ginormous hard drives, and tons of assorted peripherals. With all the technology and sophistication of modern-day interactive entertainment, sometimes it’s easy to forget that simplicity can make for the best kinds of games. Gun.Smoke, an old arcade hit from Capcom ported to the NES in 1989, is a great example of this.

The year is 1848, and California is in the midst of the Gold Rush. The hardworking folk of ‘Hicksville’ have fallen under siege by a gang of evil bandits known as the Wingates, who killed the sheriff and regularly drop in to rob the city coffers. Enter your character, Billie Bob. Riding into town with a ten-gallon hat and “the sunset behind him”, he vows to gun his way to the gang leaders and free the populace.

The gameplay is easy enough to pick up. You control Billie Bob from a top-down perspective through six scrolling stages. The direction pad moves him around the screen while the A and B buttons are used to fire left and right (or forward if you hold both of them down). Enemies come at you frequently and in increasingly large groups, and the object is to shoot them down as quickly as possible before they hit you. A single shot means instant death. There’s a final boss at the end of each stage, but you must find a wanted poster in order for him to show up; otherwise the level repeats itself over and over.

To keep the restless hordes at bay, you’ll need something to outwit them. Your walking speed and firing distance are increased by acquiring boots and rifles that appear on the map; shooting barrels uncovers these essential items. In an interesting twist, your total score double as currency. You’ll need to spend the points you earn in order to acquire more powerful weapons, and buy things like extra ammo, horses, and the aforementioned wanted poster. All of these things can get pretty pricy, so it’s generally a good idea to get a lot of killing done before making the level’s boss appear.

For extra protection, Bob can uncover (or buy) a horse, which serves as little more than a shield. Ever willing to die for its owner, the horse will take two bullets before dying. It’s useful, albeit expensive and hard to come by.

Other than that, it all falls down to the same basic pattern: shoot, shoot, shoot, hide behind barricades, shoot, shoot, destroy all the enemies on screen with POW icons, shoot, get moneybags and boots, shoot. This type of gameplay sounds mundane and repetitive on paper, but Gun.Smoke can be hopelessly addictive. Those without good time management skills may find themselves spending many hours shooting through the bad guys.

While the graphics aren’t awe-inspiring (this is a pre-90s NES game, after all) they aren’t bad to look at. All the powerups can easily be identified, and enemies are recognizable enough. The six stages are either set in real locations (the Cheyenne River, Fort Wingate) or otherwise successfully capture the look and feel of the Old West. If you’re a fan of the genre, you’re guaranteed a good time here.

There are certain aspects of Gun.Smoke that are either out of place, weird or just plain politically incorrect. I have some reservations in particular about level 3, aptly titled “Comanchi[sic] Village” Here, all your regular enemy sprites are replaced by Native American stereotypes. They hop around, throw tomahawks, try to scalp you, and snipe from teepees. And you, devout Christian and staunch defender of the white womenfolk, have no choice but to blast them all down to headdress feathers. Racking up a body count in a manner akin to genocide doesn’t quite feel right, especially with the level’s choice of background music. It makes me wonder where Nintendo’s censors were the day the cartridge was stamped with the ‘Seal of Quality’ logo.

And then there’s “Death Mountain”, where the Wild West theme takes somewhat of a backseat and you end up… fighting ninjas. Yeah, that’s right. I’m not sure where Feudal Japan fits into the U.S. Gold Rush era, but there you go.

The journey to the finish line is tough and brutal, and Gun.Smoke is likely to put as many calluses on your thumbs as the numbers of enjoyable hours it brings. If you can look past the rather unsavory third level, it’s a fun and rewarding experience.

Final rating: (***) out of (****)